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- 12:43 Here's all you need to know about Dana Milbank. He called his book "Homo Politicus." www.danamilbank.com/ #
- 18:44 Dear beggar in Rivet City: I was actually trying to give you water when I shot you in the face. My bad. #
- 19:09 @rachelsklar @jayrosen_nyu So the president knew Nico would give him a question from an Iranian about Iran and that makes the Q unethical? #
- 19:14 @jayrosen_nyu @rachelsklar If Obama knew the exact Q in advance, unethical. If Nico had given him a softball Q, same. Otherwise, no. #
- 08:26 "Cynical rejection of sentiment is no longer automatically considered hip or edgy" I'm so last season. (tr.im/pPUu, via @molls) #
- 08:28 RT @jayrosen_nyu: From @seasonothebitch: "I prefer the genuine to the ironic, which makes me hipster fail. I, like, care about shit." #
- 08:30 I need to see a remake of Wanted starring Dwight from The Office. "Every war has one perfect weapon. I am that weapon." #
- 18:07 If the guy from Def Leppard dies, this week will wipe out my entire junior high poster collection. #
- 18:11 Michael Jackson was in training with Lou Ferrigno? The Saturday Night Live writers just canceled their vacations. #
- 19:33 @molls I don't think Oprah can die. #
- 22:15 Walter Cronkite's kids are surely all, "Dad, please just hold on for one more day. Trust us." (via @AlexBalk) #
- 12:47 Best search term leading to my blog today: "ashley judd long evil face" #
- 02:40 @wisematize Nothing pisses off my bosses more than "talking out of school" so I try very hard not to talk about the A-J here. Try me later. #
- 07:49 Is there a Jaws movie where the shark gets killed by a monkey with a gun? Maybe I dreamed that. #
- 07:53 So, did TheGGurl get her account pulled already? I guess people get outed a lot faster on the real Internet. #
- 08:00 Is this a big joke or is this really what these people want their lives to be? bit.ly/GPCua #
- 08:13 Watch this with just the sound and you'd think @rachelsklar was interviewing Joan Rivers. bit.ly/3OccY #
- 08:18 Love them both but getting a creepy "Is this really your niece?" vibe. bit.ly/3OccY And what could replace the NYT? Huffpo? *cringe* #
- 08:24 @ceerock Does this really qualify as back? I'm just procrastinating before I have to go to work. #
- 08:27 In Jaws 3, the protagonist is protected from the shark by her beloved pet DOLPHINS. The way an appetizer "defends" the main course. #
- 09:12 @nicknotned gets QOTD: "We may inadvertently commit journalism. That is not the institutional intention." bit.ly/UU0Ff #
- 09:14 @ceerock Thank you. My domination of obscure regional media continues... Next year, El Paso's goin' down! #
- 09:38 Newspaper builds $95 million office is.gd/19fwZ This is the kind of thinking that led to the mortgage crisis. #
- 21:33 Just got 4th place for commentary from the Texas Press Association. 2nd year running. I seem to have a lock on 4th. bit.ly/eoYLP #
- 18:40 I got me a new air conditioner! Just like them rich folks on tv! yfrog.com/3olq9j #
- 18:57 Temp outside 93 temp inside 74
I am master of the elements #
- 16:05 If you can't be funny in 2009, recycle crap from 1996. "Business Week Printout Service" bit.ly/1599yp #
- 16:09 Dear Livejournal people: The Russian porn on your friends list makes it difficult to check my referrer logs from work. Yeesh #
- 14:30 It's time to kill Twitter and Facebook bit.ly/NNAEK #
- 14:54 QOTD: "So if someone sneaks into ILM, pulls up the Megan Fox files and hits the delete key, could that person be charged with murder?" #
- 04:58 Really powerful video of Adam Savage (@donttrythis) talking about learning from failure. bit.ly/pAXwm Don't miss this. #
- 17:02 My star trek toys look like a tiny tribute to interracial marriage. #
- 12:40 "Quick, how do you say, 'My wife doesn't understand me...' in Spanish?" #
- 13:47 @anamariecox Thank you for introducing the term "hot bench" into my vocabulary. I plan to misuse it frequently this week. #
- 20:33 Why is Conan doing one of Johnny's old monologues? Did all of Leno's writers leave with him? #
- 11:31 RT @detoxdave I can't help but think about the privacy and malware issues that will come out of Google Wave. #
- 13:01 @rachelsklar gets QOTD with: "Patrick Phillips ask Denton how Gawker has changed over the years. Hmm, no more women?" #
- 23:59 Just finished Lost S5. I assume S6 will start with the cast sipping martinis with Baltar and Six. #lost #
- 14:41 We need a slang term for ending your career inside a Google Wave. I recommend "Waveicide." tinyurl.com/o93fh8 #
- 14:41 Includes ideas for doing daily newspaper budgets with Google Wave tinyurl.com/o93fh8 #
- 16:53 I'm teaching my entire newsroom about Google Wave so they can turn their noses up at people who are still obsessed with Twitter and Facebook #
- 16:54 "Twitter? Facebook? Oh, I suppose they were fine for their time. But I think we should focus on more relevant technologies, don't you?" #
- 11:40 Google Wave won't just reinvent the Internet, I think it's going to REPLACE the Internet. bit.ly/nxAbG #
- 17:26 Google WAVE... Email = dead. Facebook = dead. Twitter = dead. Wikipedia = dead. Blogs = formatted wave. bit.ly/z6Hsm (via @markkobe) #
- 08:52 @molls gets QOTD for "It makes me think of Celine Dion getting a trophy." Men will probably regret clicking this link. bit.ly/d9c0K #
- 19:04 Message Boards of the Rich and Famous tinyurl.com/nxqm3a (Funny stuff is lower down) #
- 08:14 QOTD: "Little hot for Heaven isn't it?" #
- 09:03 Recommendations for Lost Season 8: "In that clearing, it's not just a Starbucks. This is a Starbucks from THE FUTURE!" #
- 09:15 Lost S8 : "There, in that bunker, are those the Bee Gees?" "Yes, John. They performed here, then they died here. And disco died with them." #
- 09:47 Lost S8: "Charlie, stop! You can't kill your own father!" "I have to, Jack! It's the only way to get Claire off the moonbase!" BLAM! #
- 13:08 I'm drinking from a giant blue straw that appears to be protruding directly from Spock's head. Logically delicious! #
- 13:37 @ceerock Sounds like one of yours that would inspire a 1200-word essay from me. #
- 13:48 I just got to the part where they open the hatch on Lost and now I've got this Cass Elliot song stuck in my head. #
- 13:52 @newtgingrich defends Colin Powell as Cheney and Gingrich fight for soul of Republican Party. bit.ly/BqnaI Such as it is... #
- 15:53 Watching Hurley smack Sawyer around was uniquely satisfying. Episode 2x18: Hurley Smash! #
